Cupcakes Go Boo

Halloween is a fabulous holiday.  What's not to love about candy, more candy, crazy outfits, and, um, more candy?  Even more than dressing ourselves in costume, my husband and I love dressing our dog.  She's been a pumpkin, a lady bug, a skunk.  One of my personal favorites is her chicken costume. 

For some reason, I don't think she enjoys it so much.  Perhaps she'd rather eat it than be it.

In addition to absurd outfits, Halloween is prime time for baking.  There are countless spooky, creepy, elaborate, insane things that you can bake to celebrate.  Yet...

Sometimes, you just want to go old school.  No fondant, just fun.  This was one of those times.  Today, it was all about cupcakes and decorations that a two-year-old could handle (literally).  We invited over our favorite local toddler and went to town.  The frosting was blobbed on and so were the candy corn, bats, sprinkles, licorice, and gummy finger puppets.

The results?  Completely silly and downright delicious.  The trick of this treat?  Keep it simple...

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A Hot Mess of Cakes

A year or so ago, a friend turned me on to Cake Wrecks, a blog that pays tribute to the best of the worst in cake decoration.  In short, it is a menagerie of funny, sad, and downright scary icing mishaps.  The photo that she sent me is apparently the photo that started it all, and the photo that is featured on the front of the Cake Wrecks book:

Yes, someone actually wrote that on a cake.  Other Cake Wrecks classics include Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys and why cupcake cakes are such a bad idea.

Since then, friends and family have forwarded me photos and links from the blog.  I'm always happy to be reminded of it and usually spend a good twenty minutes or so catching up on the horrors I've missed.  The photo I received this week was from my friend Brad.  Based on the quality of the image, I'm pretty sure it was done on purpose.  I'm guessing it was done in good fun by someone with mad Photoshop skills.  It's Jesus.  Holding a baby dinosaur.  Really.

The fact that the entire post is a riff on the Old Spice commercial makes it even better.  (If you don't know what I'm talking about, click here.  If you do know what I'm talking about, but haven't seen the Grover version, click here.)

Okay, I know I'm teetering precariously on the edge of completely off-topic, but I couldn't resist.  Besides, laughing at cakes gone awry is a calorie-free way to...

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Fridge of My Dreams

I am, in my heart of hearts, an academic.  I love literature, learning things just because, and not fighting my way up the corporate ladder.  This fact has always caused much chagrin for my Uncle Charlie, who currently works as the Director of Demand Flow for Electrolux Major Appliances.  Although I always assured him that I didn't hate capitalism, I don't think he believed me.  Since starting my cake business, he's taken to teasing me about there being hope for me yet.

At a recent family wedding, we got to talking about our work.  I think of the wedding cakes I create as my babies; I love sending them out into the world and seeing them succeed.  He shared a similar sentimentality over a commercial refrigerator he worked to design and brand.  The way he spoke about seeing one in the real world for the first time made my humanities heart go pitter-patter.

What, you may ask, is the point of this story?  Well, as a show of capitalistic good faith, my uncle decided to bestow upon me one of his babies.  On a recent Friday morning, the most beautiful thing was delivered to my house.  It's big and shiny and cool.  It's the type of thing that makes a baker giddy.  (Like Hobart mixers.)

The Frigidaire Commercial Cooler has the functionality of any good commercial appliance--all the NSF bells and whistles, strong and interchangeable shelving, casters that make moving and cleaning a breeze.  There's more to it, though.  It's... pretty.  The clean lines and shiny Frigidaire badge make it feel downright designer.  It's an appliance I'd be proud to have in the front end of my shop or my kitchen at home.  Frigidaire definitely got this one right.  If you're in the market, or just want to daydream, check out the goods at Frigidaire Commercial. 

I can now keep two wedding cakes cool simultaneously.  Hot.  Yes, Uncle Charlie, there is hope for me.  I love my new fridge.  I like selling my wares.  I even consider making money a perfectly legitimate way to...


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Ask the Literate Baker: Fast Sweets

Since writing about Jennifer's Bundt-turned-trifle adventure, the Literate Baker has been receiving a variety of questions and requests.  I'm always looking to spread the love of baking and all things baked, so I'm happy to announce the official start of "Ask the Literate Baker."  If you have questions or are in search of a sweet treat, send me an email and I'll see what I can do!

Today's request comes from Annie in Oregon.  As a business owner and a mom, time for baking is always scarce.  She writes...

There's an idea, baking that takes less than 30 minutes from beginning to out of the oven... can I request a post about this? The dessert that can wow utilizing quick prep and ingredients one is likely to have on hand?

Well, Annie, the first thing that comes to mind is puff pastry.  I think the Pepperidge Farm brand can be found in just about every grocery store in the country.  It's easy to keep in the freezer, has an inherent wow factor, and bakes very quickly.  It also plays well with a plethora of other flavors and ingredients.

If you have sheets, you can make a tart shell by cutting a one-inch strip from each side of the square, then attaching said strips to the remaining square with a touch of beaten egg.  Once baked, you can spread the inside with Nutella or even pre-made or instant pudding.  Add fresh fruit and you're good to go.  If you have a little bit more time, spread the unbaked shell with purchased caramel sauce, add thinly sliced apples or pears, and drizzle with more sauce.  Bake until the apples are tender and the shell is golden brown.  You can also buy puff pastry in ready-to-bake shells.  These single-serve delights bake even faster and can be filled with just about anything.

My other favorite no-one-seems-to-know-how-easy-this-is dessert is Bananas Foster.  Bananas Foster? you ask, incredulously.  Bananas Foster.  Here's how you do it...

Melt two tablespoons of butter and 1/4 cup brown sugar in a skillet; cook until bubbly.  (You can add a handful of pecans or slivered almonds at this point, if you'd like.)  Add two bananas that you've sliced in half then split lengthwise; cook just until the bananas start to soften.  Remove from heat and add 2 oz spiced rum.  Carefully ignite with a match or lighter, gently shaking pan until flames die out.  Serve over vanilla (or butter pecan) ice cream.

I hope I've inspired you to try more desserts on the fly.  Whether it's last-minute company or simply laundry day, quick and easy baking is a great way to..


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A Pretty Pie from a Pretty Chef

I can admit to having occasional visions of grandeur.  Some days, I'm a best-selling novelist.  More often, however, I am the queen of a very large food empire.  Much like Ina Garten and Rachael Ray, I see myself with a television show, cookbooks, and a line of specialty foods and kitchen tools.  I don't actually need adoring fans, but can accept that they come with the territory.

Recently, I've been seeing commercials for a new Food Network show: Dessert First.  It's hosted by a gorgeous pastry chef named Anne Thornton who seems to love sweets as much as I do.  I've been a little bitter, but have decided to embrace it.  She seems fabulous and I'd never say no to a show all about desserts.

Today, Anne Thornton is a feature on CNN's Eatocracy (which I know because a friend has already posted it on my Facebook wall--thanks, Sohug!).  She talks about her favorite sweet and salty combinations.  Again, feeling a little bitter here (given the Literate Baker's recent goings on about the joys of salty and sweet), but trying to keep the mindset that my time has not yet come.

Envy aside, I think I'm smitten with one of recipes.  Salted Caramel Banana Pudding Pie seems like a blissful marriage of not only salty and sweet, but creamy and crunchy as well.  Given my husband's adoration of all things banana, I'll be giving this recipe a try in the near future.  In the meantime, hats off to the lovely and talented Chef Thornton, a kindred spirit in the quest to...


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Crispin (et. al.) Crisp

I love picking apples.  Seriously.  I love riding in the wagon pulled by a tractor.  I love the way the air smells like apples.  I love the way the apples literally pop off of the tree into your hand when you twist them.  I love that you can give one a quick buff on your shirt and take a bite right then and there.  I love the apple cider doughnuts and local cheese in the little shop next to the orchard.  I even love the picture mail my grumpy friend Joel sends me telling me exactly what he thinks of my apple enthusiasm.

Crispin, Empire, and Northern Spy

To be completely honest, I might love picking apples more than I love eating apples.  That said, I really do enjoy eating, and baking with, fresh New York apples.  Yesterday, I had a lovely time with a new apple recipe, Caramel Apple Crisp from the March 2009 issue of Bon Appetit.

Topping: 1 1/4 cups all purpose flour 10 tablespoons sugar 3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg 10 tablespoons (1 1/4 sticks) chilled unsalted butter, diced Filling: 1/2 cup sugar 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, diced 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 1/2 teaspoon salt 6 Pippin or Golden Delicious apples (about 2 3/4 pounds), peeled, quartered, cored Lightly sweetened whipped cream For topping: Whisk first 6 ingredients in medium bowl to blend. Add butter and rub in with fingertips until small moist clumps form. DO AHEAD: Can be made 1 day ahead. Cover and chill. For filling: Preheat oven to 375°F. Stir sugar and butter in large skillet over medium heat until smooth sauce forms. Add lemon juice and cook, stirring, until caramel is deep brown, about 5 minutes. Mix in salt, then apples. Toss until apples are evenly coated, about 1 minute. Scrape apples and caramel into 13x9x2-inch glass baking dish; spread evenly. Sprinkle topping evenly over. Bake crisp until apples are tender, sauce is bubbling thickly, and topping is golden, about 50 minutes. Let crisp cool 15 minutes. Serve warm with whipped cream.

Literate Baker Notes:  I substituted 1/2 cup oats for 1/4 cup of the flour.

I served with vanilla ice cream.

All in all, this was a great recipe.  I like the idea of a deeper flavor with the apples.  I did, however, find the lemon juice to be in competition with the caramel flavor.  Next time, I think I'll skip it and add a few tablespoons of cream instead.  That should make for a more authentic caramel flavor.  

I don't know if apple crisp counts in that whole keeping the doctor away philosophy, but it sure was good.  It also made the backyard squirrels happy--they seem to really like apple peels!

Not composting, but better than nothing!

Now, if I make one more of these and have an apple for lunch every day this week, I just might be able to justify going apple picking once more before the season ends.  Hooray!  Orchard to oven to tummy--a fabulous fall way to...

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Baker Off Duty

For the first time in quite a while, I have no cake orders for the entire weekend.  When this happens, things could go one of two ways.  On one hand, I could go wild, baking all sorts of things that aren't on the Much Ado About Cake menu.  On the other, I could shun baking altogether, reveling in the fact that I needn't even turn on the oven.

Today, I'm rocking the latter.  This does not, however, mean that I am forced into a sad state of dessertlessness.  I could eat ice cream.  I could try a new bakery.  I could make Rice Krispies treats.  Mmmm...

What is it about the RKT?  Childhood nostalgia?  Marshmallow perfection?  In my book, the chewy-crispy squares are a wonderful foil for the richness of my usual dessert pursuits.  The fact that a six year old could make them is a total bonus.

According to the official Rice Krispies website, Rice Krispies Treats consist of the following:

3 tablespoons butter or margarine
10 oz marshmallows
6 cups Rice Krispies

Melt the first two ingredients together, add the third, and mush into a pan. 

Since I was home alone this evening, I decided a half batch would be sufficient.  I opted for the microwave method, but committed the ultimate rookie mistake...

This is what happens when your bowl is too small.

I compensated for my faux pas with a handful of M&Ms.  I consider myself forgiven.

Tomorrow, I plan some legit baking.  I've got a sack full of apples that I picked myself.  I feel a crisp coming on.  Until then, I'll do my best to save a couple of these for the husband so he, too, can...

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