Despite having virtually no video experience, I armed myself with a camera, tripod, and macbook (thanks, Jim!) and figured out how to use them. I give you the result, complete with clips from my lovely, albeit geographically challenged, assistant Sohug.
I have to say, I'm pretty impressed with myself. Let's hope the folks at Food Network agree! I promise I'll remember y'all when I'm rich and famous and I'll always...
Keep it sweet.